Winter Walk Windows 2022 Posted on Sat,Dec 10, 2022Sat,Dec 10, 2022 by Trixie Starr Best of the Best:Jack Dylan, 441 Warren Streetphoto credit: B. Zuckerman Lisa Durfee, 524 Warren StreetA Humble Hamptons Holiday Award“Get lost in the cozy holiday you wish you were having. Walking down the stairs with the stiff elegance only a doll can muster.” Special Mention:Red Dot Restaurant & Bar, 321 Warren StreetThe Rudolph Red Award“This is what dining in a Christmas present is like. Having dined in, I can say I felt properly packaged.” The Rosery Flower Shop, 128 Green Street Antigo, 337 Warren StreetThe Caitlyn Jenner Basement Award“The sense of an enthusiast’s basement. Sexy skier. Something kinky in the air.” The Flow Chart Foundation, 348 Warren StreetThe Personal Is Political Award“Poetry is not a luxury—but dismantling the master’s tools is.” Westerlind, 419 Warren StreetThe Forbes Highest Paid Mannequins Award“A successful cross-country ski outing in the alps with the Westerlind family.” Hudsontricity, 428 Warren StreetThe If You Give A Mouse A Mushroom Award “The rodents pulled out the red, green, and the hay for this one. What is Santa’s secret?” Little Rico’s, 437 Warren StreetThe Flamingo Bells Award “Flamingo bells, flamingo bells, flamingo all the wayyy!” Henry (in Hudson), 438 Warren StreetThe Basketed Brownian Motion Award “Difficulties joyfully abound, and aren’t the holidays about stomaching many stories at the same time? Tastes and ideologies sit together in a basket and we are better for it. Besides, we all have secrets, too!” Ornamentum Jewelry Gallery, 506 Warren StreetMost To The Point Award Favreau Design, 521 Warren StreetThe Ruth Bader Ginsburg-Claus Award“For not only Santa Claus will judge you but also these scales. And they have determined that everyone gets presents. Just some get heavier presents.” Battle Brown, 528 Warren StreetThe Barnum & Bailey Bananza Award “While the fortune teller takes a bathroom break, the monkeys in the canopy make the most of the clearing.” Bodhi, 543 Warren StreetThe Dreamworks Award for Gnome-Owl Diplomacy “We have owl sanctuaries! Our quality of life is better! I can see when we live together!” She performs on her stage, demonstrating her way of life with great diligence. The owls help her see. STAIR Galleries, 549 Warren StreetThe Confident Coniferous Conspirators Award“Here we have the quiet conspiracy of lampshades planning their infiltration of the coniferous oligarchy. So confident and clear! I think they can do it.” Modern on the Hudson, 555 Warren StreetMost Polite Houseguest Award“Your friendly clipart, eager to help, patiently waiting on you. A most unobtrusive digital butler, bashful with romance. Will you sit here?” CVS, 617 Warren StreetMost Convenient Award“We’re really matter of fact here, and within arm’s reach, despite this difficult high horizontal window, the longest mantle ever. Evokes a parade or a firing squad.”Photo: Hudson Hall Front Room Gallery, 727 Warren StreetMost Likely to Monologue Award“I don’t even question why there is a chair on the pond because of course you would want to sit on your little stage of ice. Or maybe the chair was learning to skate and is taking a break.” Vasilow’s, 741 Columbia StreetThe Home Sweet Home Award“Nothing says home for Christmas more than multicolored icicle string lights. Momma bear will take care of you.”Photo: Hudson Hall
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So, anybody think Finch’s window award-worthy? Or mention-worthy?
I think it is spectacular ❄️❄️❄️🌲🌲🌲
Me, too. A shame it was overlooked.